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August 24 2007

Small town life

Yesterday I was walking down the street and a stranger carrying a cardboard box frantically waved me down. She asked me if I would please, please take the box. At first I assumed she was trying to pawn off some of the dreaded zucchini,  but then I realized the box was filled with cucumbers. I had to stumble a mile back home with 10 or so pounds of cucurbits,  but we now have many pickles, to everyone's delight.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 24, 2007 08:43 | link | comments |

August 22 2007

"Your inappropriate request is sent successfully."

Okay.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 22, 2007 13:10 | link | comments (1) |

August 20 2007

Just for the headline

Bike Seat Link to Impotence Rests on Disputed Evidence.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 20, 2007 21:52 | link | comments |

August 17 2007

Is it surprising

that Salt Lake City is populated by seekers of both Twinkies and breast implants?

posted by: cemeterygates at August 17, 2007 10:02 | link | comments (2) |

August 15 2007

Addressing one of my

biggest fears. Since I usually cross a bridge in a car a couple of times a day. Of course this helpful article doesn't tell me what to do when the river is low and I crash into the riverbed after a fall of (insert appropriately horrendous measurement) feet and end up in a hunk of twisted plastic.

via Rebecca's Pocket.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 15, 2007 07:00 | link | comments |

August 13 2007

Ah, summer,

what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 13, 2007 10:17 | link | comments |

August 12 2007

Science proves

that obese people eat more sugar.

I think what the study really proves is that the mind is incredibly adept at self-deception. You'll have to judge the science behind the study for yourself, though, as I'm clueless. And besides, I eat like a bird. Really.

posted by: cemeterygates at August 12, 2007 08:22 | link | comments (3) |