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Some mornings are just

lousy. First a bird majorly bombed my windshield right where I have to look out so I had to get out of the car and clean it up before I could drive. Then I got to class and realized I forgot my coffee. Then I realized that I can't get coffee until 10:30 because hey, it's summer. Then I saw a poster and learned that this is coming soon!

posted by: cemeterygates at June 28, 2007 08:54 | link | comments (1) |

I love

the waiting room at the dental clinic. Today I heard about a man's appointment to repair the damage done when a friend had tried to take out a bad tooth with pliers. They were both drunk at the time. I also heard a middle-aged woman say what it a hassle it was now that her elderly mother has dentures. Every time the mother gets drunk and throws up, the family has to fish the dentures out of the toilet for her.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 11, 2007 19:39 | link | comments (2) |

Revelation

Even if you are really sleepy at 6 am on a Saturday, you will wake right up if you close the shower curtain and a big orange spider leaps out at you. Trust me.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 09, 2007 08:51 | link | comments (1) |

Oh crap

And I was waiting for George Michael to be her cellmate.

"I think at the end of it all I represent something profoundly different for society."

OK, George said that, not Paris.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 07, 2007 12:18 | link | comments |