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March 18 2007

First class is reserved for the special

and the dead.

Unfortunately the flight crew did not tell a live first class passenger what was going on.

"At first I didn't know she was dead. I went to the galley and I said 'she doesn't look too well'. They said 'we did put out a call to the doctor but it was too late and she has expired'.

posted by: cemeterygates at March 18, 2007 14:23 | link | comments (1) |

Maybe it's because it's Sunday

Christian Family Loans wants to refinance my house.

posted by: cemeterygates at March 18, 2007 06:45 | link | comments |

March 14 2007

Grethe speaks

"It's a good idea to know the meaning of a swear word before you use it. So you don't look like an idiot."

(Advice given to younger sister, and oh how true it is.)

posted by: cemeterygates at March 14, 2007 22:18 | link | comments (1) |

March 12 2007

Actual

linguistics  joke.

posted by: cemeterygates at March 12, 2007 17:51 | link | comments |

March 11 2007

Important message in my inbox:

painkiller all over the Earth!

posted by: cemeterygates at March 11, 2007 00:35 | link | comments |

March 6 2007

Get off our country!

That means you.

posted by: cemeterygates at March 06, 2007 11:06 | link | comments |

First I heard

about Conservapedia, with great entries like this:

"France. A country in Europe. Thrived during the middle ages. The capitol is Paris, France, which was founded in the Middle Ages."

Just found, via Pharyngula, another similar er, thing.

posted by: cemeterygates at March 06, 2007 08:00 | link | comments |