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December 28 2006

Devo engoli-los inteiros?*

A most useful phrasebook. Some of them actually make sense, like ¿Está aquí su esposo?, (is your husband here? in Spanish--oddly enough in the Ud. form), or Gerza ma tooghalah'! (don't shoot in Chechen). but I hope I will never need to say Vill Ni tvätta och lägga den här peruken? (clean and set this wig in Swedish) or Waa inaan ku qalaa (I must operate on you in Somali).

*Must I swallow them whole?

posted by: cemeterygates at December 28, 2006 13:48 | link | comments |

December 23 2006

It's bad when your ears start going

Grethe said that Melanie Griffith mesmerized Antonio Banderas with her aging beauty. I, however, heard "aging booty."

posted by: cemeterygates at December 23, 2006 19:49 | link | comments (1) |

December 22 2006

Typo of the day

Okay, this is not really a typo, but it made me (and Grethe) laugh out loud. From someone describing country life.

   "I married a farmer and produced 100,000 eggs a day"

posted by: cemeterygates at December 22, 2006 08:19 | link | comments |