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July 29 2006

Canadian school to be named

after drunken Scot  (Farley Mowat).

via Bookslut.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 29, 2006 13:14 | link | comments |

I heart Google

I was looking for something written by this Kathleen  Norris. I found this quote from this Kathleen Norris.

    There are men I could spend eternity with. But not this life.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 29, 2006 08:58 | link | comments (2) |

July 27 2006

Feeling creative?

Make your own mini-zine. From just one piece of paper.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 27, 2006 22:07 | link | comments |

Dear God,

What happened to Patricia Cornwell?

"Her hair is wet and she has thrown on a black silk robe and is naked beneath it, and the satiny fabric caresses her body and rveals the deep hollow between her breasts because of the way she sits sideways on the hearth, bending into herself, her strong arms around her knees, her skin unblemished and smooth for her age. Firelight touches her short, blond hair and extremely handsome face, and fire and sunlight love her hair and her face the same way he does. He loves her, all of her, but right now he doesn't know what to say. He doesn't know how to fix it."

Gak. Sob. I guess she or her editor didn't know how to fix that. That's from Predator.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 27, 2006 09:28 | link | comments |

July 20 2006

News from Alabama

Giant nests are appearing in Alabama. Yellow jacket nests the size of a VW beetle.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 20, 2006 21:22 | link | comments |

July 18 2006

Grethe said

"A conundrum wrapped inside an enigma, put into a box of questions."


I said "A conundrum wrapped inside an enigma, put into a box of questions, folded into the tortilla of life."

Winston Churchill said "I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma."

posted by: cemeterygates at July 18, 2006 08:09 | link | comments (1) |

July 10 2006

In the supermarket

again. I had a pineapple in my cart and a little girl came up to me and said, "You have SpongeBob's house."
"Why yes, I do."

posted by: cemeterygates at July 10, 2006 20:40 | link | comments |

July 8 2006

First typo of the day

I'm feeling optimistic. "Suitecase." Freecycle rocks, and the messages are seething with typos.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 08, 2006 08:36 | link | comments (1) |

Overheard conversation

at the zoo yesterday. A four-year-old watching the turtles lying blissed out under a heat lamp said "Look, they're getting a tan!"

posted by: cemeterygates at July 08, 2006 08:25 | link | comments |

July 4 2006

Today's typo

Officianato for aficionado. Sounds like a referee.

posted by: cemeterygates at July 04, 2006 20:31 | link | comments (1) |

I can't fathom

how anyone could even think this up. Deep-fried mac and cheese balls. Not only are they fried, they're deep-fried. Gah!

posted by: cemeterygates at July 04, 2006 16:49 | link | comments |