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June 27 2006

Snoop

Sometimes I snoop at other people's groceries in the check-out line and wonder. Like the middle-aged guy  I saw yesterday evening who bought 2 boxes of Hot Pockets, a bottle of Black Velvet, and and a copy Soap Opera Digest.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 27, 2006 06:41 | link | comments (2) |

June 22 2006

One good thing about living alone

is that during the middle of the night people don't eat all the ingredients that you carefully put out on the counter for the breakfast that you planned to cook.

If you have cats, though, all bets are off. Cats would consider it a tribute.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 22, 2006 07:23 | link | comments (1) |

June 16 2006

News from Solvij

"Did you know my left armpit sweats more than my right armpit?"

posted by: cemeterygates at June 16, 2006 20:40 | link | comments |

June 12 2006

Typo of the day

"Surly there had been some mistake?"

A petulant mistake, perhaps.

posted by: cemeterygates at June 12, 2006 17:43 | link | comments |

June 10 2006

Typo of the day

Periquites. Someone had to tell me it was "parakeets."

posted by: cemeterygates at June 10, 2006 21:25 | link | comments |

Is it just an illusion

or are people who eat at Wendy's really thinner than people who eat at McDonald's?

posted by: cemeterygates at June 10, 2006 06:31 | link | comments (3) |