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December 30 2005

It's sort of like a roller coaster.


posted by: cemeterygates at December 30, 2005 17:24 | link | comments |

December 29 2005

Weather

is what we've been doing. All kinds of cool satellite stuff here.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 29, 2005 22:25 | link | comments |

December 28 2005

The Eel River at over 24 feet at about 2:00 this afternoon. Flood stage is 20 feet.  This is from Fernbridge. You can see where it's gone over the bank into the fields on the right side between the two stands of trees. The water was moving fast, with lots of huge trees in it.



More bank-to-bank water.



Coming down off of Fernbridge, the river is over the bank on this side, almost up to the road.



The photographer.



Caltrans closed the bridge at about 3:00 this afternoon.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 28, 2005 19:08 | link | comments (1) |

December 14 2005

Brill

Howard Dean, George Soros et al. plan the War on Xmas.

Dean replaced the slide with another one that read:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

“With language, George. There is nothing the honest men in the White House hate more than misleading language. By replacing the phrase “Merry Christmas” with “Happy Holidays,” we are creating an environment in which doubt of one’s fellow man becomes internalized in every American citizen. ‘Should I say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays?”’ becomes a daily ethical decision that freezes people in their tracks, allowing their brains to become indoctrinated by our leftist propaganda machine. Soon, the word “Christmas” will become suspect, and soon after that, the holiday itself. Christ will be all but forgotten, and the souls of the American people will belong . . . to us!”

Read it all. And just in case you've missed it, here's more on the War.
 

posted by: cemeterygates at December 14, 2005 12:10 | link | comments |

Cash in hand

The kids and I  went to see Harry Potter last week. When we were all buying our snacks, I asked my son if he had enough money to pay for his. "No problem, Mom. I've got more dollar bills than a stripper."

P.S. We all enjoyed the movie and we all agreed that Moody looked nothing like what we had imagined.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 14, 2005 11:46 | link | comments (7) |

The real reason for the season

OK, this isn't as good Festivus, since there is no Airing of Grievances ceremony, but it's still highly amusing. Chrismukkah. The Yarmuclaus fashion show is lovely.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 14, 2005 08:37 | link | comments |

December 13 2005

Everyone looks better at closing time

Scientists come up with a formula for the beer goggles effect. It's not just about the amount of alcohol.

"For example, someone with normal vision, who has consumed five pints of beer and views a person 1.5 metres away in a fairly smoky and poorly lit room, will score 55, which means they would suffer from a moderate beer goggle effect."

Via grubbykid.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 13, 2005 18:28 | link | comments |

Out of the mouths of . . .

Solvij told me this morning that Madonna "sure can move fast for an old person."

posted by: cemeterygates at December 13, 2005 08:34 | link | comments |

December 11 2005

Bibliobibuli

A fable for book lovers. Reading Happily Ever After.

Via Accidental Blogger.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 11, 2005 12:30 | link | comments (1) |

Outfitting the Merry Christmas soldados

A must-have accoutrement. And cheap too! "PROUDLY proclaim The Christ Child as the center of the Christmas Season once again" by buying stuff. Yeah, that's the ticket.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 11, 2005 09:28 | link | comments |

Requiascant in pace

Richard Pryor. Eugene McCarthy (great photo of McCarthy there).

posted by: cemeterygates at December 11, 2005 09:23 | link | comments |

December 9 2005

Pregnant?

Paxil might not be such a hot idea.

via Suburban Guerilla.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 09, 2005 06:35 | link | comments |

December 7 2005

Traitors to the cause

Updating this post, President and Mrs. Bush participate, I mean actually participate, in a menorah-lighting ceremony. There are actual photos of the whole sordid thing.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 07, 2005 22:10 | link | comments |

But is he related to Guy Noir?

Victor Noir.

Authorities at a Paris cemetery have fenced off a tomb of a romantic 19th century figure, fearing its statue is being damaged by female visitors rubbing its groin area.

Via (of all places) The Legal Reader.

What I'm wondering is: do the ladies hop on like it's an E ticket ride?

posted by: cemeterygates at December 07, 2005 19:07 | link | comments |

Get your war on

Your Christmas war. Borrowing a strategy from the John Birch Society, the religious right is waging a war on the secularization of Christmas.

In 1959, the recently formed John Birch Society issued an urgent alert: Christmas was under attack. In a JBS pamphlet titled "THERE GOES CHRISTMAS?!," a writer named Hubert Kregeloh warned, "One of the techniques now being applied by the Reds to weaken the pillar of religion in our country is the drive to take Christ out of Christmas -- to denude the event of its religious meaning." The central front in this perfidious assault was American department stores, where the "Godless UN" was scheming to replace religious decorations with internationalist celebrations of universal brotherhood.

Jerry Falwell, the Liberty Counsel, and the Alliance Defense Fund have launched the  "Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign."

In signing on to "Friend or Foe" this month, Falwell urged the 500,000 recipients of his weekly "Falwell Confidential" e-mail to "draw a line in the sand and resist bullying tactics of the ACLU and others who intimidate school and government officials by spreading misinformation about Christmas."

The goal of the War? To make sure that folks know they're  constitutionally permitted to put the Christ back into Christmas. Their methods? Spies, threats, boycotts, and lawsuits. Their reasoning? According to Tim  Wildmon of the of the American Family Association, majority rules when it comes to religion in public places. " If someone is upset by that, well, they should know that they are living in a predominantly Christian nation."

Ironically, a huge focus of the campaign is on putting Christ back into our shopping experience. Also ironically, the folks crying out about the loss of the spirit of Christmas need a bit of a history lesson.

The Puritans considered Christmas un-Christian, and hoped to keep it out of America. They could not find Dec. 25 in the Bible, their sole source of religious guidance, and insisted that the date derived from Saturnalia, the Roman heathens' wintertime celebration. On their first Dec. 25 in the New World, in 1620, the Puritans worked on building projects and ostentatiously ignored the holiday. From 1659 to 1681 Massachusetts went further, making celebrating Christmas "by forbearing of labor, feasting or in any other way" a crime.

The concern that Christmas distracted from religious piety continued even after Puritanism waned. In 1827, an Episcopal bishop lamented that the Devil had stolen Christmas "and converted it into a day of worldly festivity, shooting and swearing." Throughout the 1800's, many religious leaders were still trying to hold the line. As late as 1855, New York newspapers reported that Presbyterian, Baptist and Methodist churches were closed on Dec. 25 because "they do not accept the day as a Holy One." On the eve of the Civil War, Christmas was recognized in just 18 states.

Bill O'Reilly, of course, is a soldier in this war again this year. It's pretty funny, though, that he hasn't abided by his own exhortations.

Even the White House is not exempt from inconsistency, failing to print "Merry Christmas" on its Christmas cards. And that's driving some conservatives wild.

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."

Other folks, however, have their priorities straight about the White House's faux pas.

That is the same rationale offered by major retailers for generic holiday catalogues, and it is accepted by groups such as the National Council of Churches. "I think it's more important to put Christ back into our war planning than into our Christmas cards," said the council's general secretary, the Rev. Bob Edgar, a former Democratic congressman.

A response from one of those folks who killed Jesus:

As a Jew, I don't care that much about Christmas. It's hard to celebrate someone's birth when you supposedly killed the guy. It would be like Arnold Schwarzenegger giving gifts for Tookie Day.

We Jews find it a little embarrassing that adults can still make such a big fuss over Christmas. To us, Jesus was just a cool guy everyone liked because he died young. And even 16-year-old girls eventually take down their James Dean posters.

Still, I agree with Gibson to this extent: Christmas is a Christian holiday, and trying to eliminate the religious aspect is insulting. There's nothing more annoying than people telling me I should get a tree and string lights in front of my house because these aren't religious symbols. Or telling me that kids get off school for "winter break," presumably so they can worship winter. It's an infuriating inability to see through the eyes of the other.

Why can't we all just get along and really  celebrate the season!

posted by: cemeterygates at December 07, 2005 08:08 | link | comments (2) |

Do not be drinking a beverage if you

open this.  TBogg = ultimate snark.

Too bad they aren't Jesus' General's girls.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 07, 2005 06:30 | link | comments |

December 6 2005

The proper way to celebrate the holidays

Buy this.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 06, 2005 18:15 | link | comments (6) |

Boys gone wild

Cologne is being confiscated.

Some boys have been dousing themselves in Axe, apparently believing commercials that show a young man applying the cologne and being immediately hit on by beautiful women.

Unfortunately for the boys, they're not getting the sort of reaction they might have expected.

This will go down on your permanent record.

 

posted by: cemeterygates at December 06, 2005 07:10 | link | comments |

December 2 2005

Holiday shopping

for Catholics.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 02, 2005 11:50 | link | comments (2) |

Plus ça change

A bit of an article about expanding Athenian democracy:

Yet for all the love and euphoria it managed to polarise, Athens became the most hated and feared of the Greek city-states. It was not just her enemies but her own allies who eventually turned against her. The reasons were various but the underlying bone of contention was then only too obvious: Athens was simply using democracy as a front to spread her empire. Many democratic parties all over the Aegean slowly and painfully came to realise that their initial honeymoon with Athenian-style radical democracy had degenerated into a unilateral submission to the whims and wishes of the Athenian Assembly.

via Classics in Contemporary Culture.

posted by: cemeterygates at December 02, 2005 06:24 | link | comments |