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Annoying customer of the day
These exist in multiples. People who order a coffee and make a huge deal about getting nonfat milk. Then they ask for whipped cream on top.
Miss Manners says:
Etiquette would not dream of making rules about what consenting adults do in private. It asks only that they not scare the horses in the streets.
Bumper sticker I saw today
Support beef. Run over a chicken.
Driving with old people
"It's raining. Do you have the headlights on?"
"Yes."
5 minutes later.
"It's raining. Did you turn on the lights?"
"Yes, they're on."
5 minutes later.
"It's really raining hard. Do you have the lights on?"
"Yes."
Bang bang bang bang. (My head against the steering wheel.)
Small town life
I was happy today because I got a new housecleaning client. Then he told me his place hasn't been cleaned since 1994. Wow.
Not a rocker
but a roller. This quake lasted a long time.
I've come to tell you they're evil
Two kittens picked the wrong place to relieve themselves when they urinated on a fax machine, sparking a fire that extensively damaged their Japanese owner's house.
Road construction
I saw this sign yesterday. "WORKERS WORKING." The road was deserted.
Small town life
I went to visit a friend today. I was sitting on her couch with my arm across its back. I realized that the bumpy thing I felt under my hand was her dental plate.
Father's Day
Stumped for a gift idea? How about a duct tape hat?
Just because
this blog's name is beyond awesome. Knitting for Boozehags. There are some lovely free patterns there as well.
Since I dissed
LiveJournal, a very special person sent me a link to "the only LiveJournal that makes any sense at all".
More books
Reimagined romance novel covers. I just can't pick a fave. Lord of the Hissy Fit? Or maybe The Legend of Scottie McMullet?
Quote for today
Everyone claims to have a sense of humor, but some of them are lying and a significant number are fooling themselves.
-- Dean Koontz, Life Expectancy
Never too many books
With the many discussions of Human Events' list of the ten most harmful books (and how to buy them), I thought this article was interesting. It touches on increased challenges to books.
Barbies were harmed
in the making of this hat.
Ultimate recycling
Make underwear from a man's necktie.
