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You'll know you're a thrift queen
If you look at these and get pissed off that you didn't score the stuff at your favorite thrift. The basketball-playing eagle brought a tear to my eye.
Coin a word?
HagerSex.
Sensitive guy
And even when
I want to give
Sometimes I can't find
The key to the door of me
If you're brave you can read more.
Lusting for
this. I could re-do my kitchen in red to go with it. I am ashamed to say it, but I found it when I was reading someone's LiveJournal. Is it true that when LiveJournal crashes 100 teenaged girls kill themselves?
Jealous again
I am happy that I live a few blocks away from a cemetery. But I'm jealous of this woman, who lives across the street from one.
A freak like me
For a long time I've thought I was a freak because of the intense dreams I have at TTOTM. I'm not alone though.
Cats are very evil
One of our cats has found the perfect way to torment the dogs. He sits on the sill outside the bedroom window and bangs on the edge of the window. Since the windows have rattling old wooden frames, this makes a pretty loud and startling noise.
The dogs go into full intruder alert mode. They bark, whine, and tear back and forth from the bedroom to the front and back doors. Even though they can see that this is the same cat they sleep with in a heap on the bed, they go nuts. The cat, of course, refuses to come in the house.
I can tell he is smiling when he does this at 2 am.
Small town life
I was at a small library at another small town today. A woman had tied her dog up outside and then came into to browse. The dog barked and she shouted out, "Stop barking!" into the library stillness.
Oh, were we supposed to do that?
The class meeting I went to tonight was a review for the final on Monday. One of the questions someone asked was, "Should I read the book before the final?" Yes, that might be a good idea.
Annoying customer of the day
I guess it's a surpirse to some customers that I don't know what time every other business in town opens. Someone came by before 7:00 a.m. and was peeved that the lumber yard wasn't yet open. I offended them further (gasp) by (gasp) not knowing exactly when it would open.
Morford says it all
Because if people chattering away on theirs cells on the bus or in the malls or in the supermarket or in restaurants has taught us anything, it is that, by far the worst and most soul-numbing part of having to listen to the intimate conversations of casual strangers is the, how to put this gently, general mundane tedium of it all, the sheer unbridled yawning monotony, the realization that, oh my God, we as a species are just so wondrously, incredibly -- what do you call it? Oh yes: boring.
What separates humans from animals? The fact that we are boring or the fact that we know we are boring?
General idiocy
Sign at the coin-op vacuum at the car wash:
Do not vacuum lighted cigarettes.
A manly man
Jorgen (15) says the worst thing about being a manly man is that all that hair on your legs gets caught in the elastic of your socks, causing severe pain.
