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Charlotte Brontë
"has been chained, weeping, to a radiator in the Haworth Parsonage, Yorkshire, for too long."
Contrary to Mrs. Gaskell, she was a passionate woman. I think anyone who actually reads Brontë could figure this out.
Other headline
On FOXNews: Pope May Get Feeding Tube.
Headline
on the FOXNews page: Jackson Visits Schiavo. I wondered why Michael Jackson would visit her.
Blow up your scooter
A woman's brand new scooter, parked at the vehicle registration office waiting to be checked out, is blown up when someone thouth it might be a bomb. Said her boyfriend,
"You just would have thought that someone would have had the sense to double check."
Had the sense? That's a bit much to expect, isn't it?
Unbelievable
Hard to believe, but, I, yes that's me, was giving religious advice to a born again co-worker this weekend who can't find a church she likes. My advice? To take a bible study class and actually read the thing.
Typo of the day
"I was with him when he left this plane for a better existence."
Was that a non-stop flight?
Police charge man for flashing
with a banana.
via my Dad.
Happy St. Patrick's Day
The Onion's Irish-Heritage Timeline.
I love google
I entered "crimes" into google and this came up under the sponsored links section:
Small town life
I've concluded that literate people donate their used stuff to the animal rescue thrift store. They have the best selection of books.
The weird world of dating
In a place far, far away.
Hong Kong - A dinner date Romeo wooed lonely Hong Kong women over the internet, then took them for expensive meals and fled, leaving them to pay the bills, a news report said on Friday.
The sly charmer took them out for lavish dinners, then asked to use their cellphones to make a business call and fled shortly before the bill was due to arrive, the South China Morning Post reported.
via Fark.
Out of the mouths of . . .
"I'm glad I don't go to school. If I did, we couldn't spend as much time together."
During our lunch (just the 2 of us) at Hometown Buffet.
Librarians get serious
Librarians in Michigan want overdue library book offenders arrested.
Small town life
There is a bizarre small town ritual I'll call truck docking. Two trucks approach on a road. The drivers each realize, "Hey, that's my buddy." So they stop in the middle of the road and talk to each other while they're in their trucks. It doesn't matter how many people are behind them or how long they hold up traffic.
Of course when two idiots meet they have trouble lining up their trucks so they can talk. So it takes a few attempts backing up and pulling forward until their windows are properly aligned for a jaw.
OMG!
I just realized it's 03/04/05! Probably everyone else already knows that, I know.
A novelisation of Lord of the Rings movies?
Now that's brilliant. If you're reading this after 03/04/05, it's #768.
What homeschooling moms watch
Seriously.
Strange bedfellows
The National Religious Broadcasters get down.
